So what is the topic for discussion today? My kids haven't flashed any of the neighbors in a couple of days, so no new subject matter there....however....
Jackson has become a nudist. It was a gradual transformation. He used to love to take off his shirt. It could be 20 degrees outside and he would take off his shirt and run around in just his diaper and pants. Then he switched and he would keep on his shirt and diaper and just remove his pants. But lately he has been taking off his pants, then his diaper (because keeping his shirt on disguises the fact that he has no diaper) and then finally he will take off the shirt and be stark naked. Of course, he always does this right before the doorbell rings, or while I am making dinner, or at some other equally inconvenient time. Last night, I was standing at the stove cooking dinner and I turned around to find his naked little butt sitting in the middle of the dining room table. Obviously, we had to clean the table before eating on it. This morning, I went to wake him up and found him lying in his crib "reading" a book in the buff. And even though he is too big for it, he still loves his bouncer. He was in his bouncer, I was doing laundry when I heard "Maaaaaaaa-maaaa! Weeeeeeeet!" I went to see what was wrong, thinking he must have spilt his juice, but no. He had somehow figured out how to get completely nude while in his bouncer. Shirt off. Shorts off. Diaper off and all thrown to the side. He then proceeded to pee on the floor without peeing on the bouncer. He can get his diaper or Pull-Up off even if he is wearing a onesie. Nope, nothing can deter the little guy from taking off his clothes.
So what do you do when your child won't keep his clothes on? You stay home until he gets over it and you continue to put his clothes back on him over and over and over again.
2 comments:
Umm Im quite sure youre talking about my Isaiah and youve been in my house this week to see his lil bare bottom on my dining room table or prehapse you checked on him and found him fast asleep in his crib, PJs on the ground of course. Oh the joys of lil nuddist running around our homes! :)
Hahaha!! Yes, I have decided that failure to take your kids out on normal outings results in them baring all at home. (Which, of course, makes you afraid to take them out anywhere...its a vicious cycle.)
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