Today I was going to mop the bathroom, but thanks to the 2 and 4 year old, I got to do that last night. It occurred to me that I talk a lot about the things that my kids do, but I've never provided visual aids. One of my favorite blogs is "Sh*t My Kids Ruined," and a lot of this belongs there. Soooooo, today's post will be all about the crap that my kids have done that I DO have pictures of, starting with the flooded bathroom from last night.
These next 2 are of the carpet in the upstairs bedroom. Now, there are too many incidents to list that caused this level of destruction, but they include a spilt bottle of ink from a CSI kit, an entire make-up kit, at least 3 bottles of fingernail polish, several markers, and the list goes on. Let's just say I don't have to worry about getting that pesky deposit back on this rental house. I'm just not sure that our landlord will buy that this IS normal wear and tear for 4 kids.
Now, I don't know what your kids do on rainy days, but mine find ways to torture me. When I was in the shower, the 2 youngest went and found their sisters art kit. They pretended it was make-up.
There have been MANY incidences of food related messes, but this was one of my favorites. Jackson was about 18 months old in this picture. I don't remember what we had for dinner, but we had chocolate pudding for desert.
I would love to provide further photographic evidence of how absolutely insane my life is, and how I am certain that in addition to a college fund, I should also be saving for remodeling, and intense psychotherapy (for them and me), but if I want to share more, I have to go and look for them. And I'm lazy. So I will close with a picture that proves that my kids are NOT little demons.